oh no toilet!
well well well, the classic conundrum, you wake up feeling like a bomb of human waste waiting to go off and you need to make something happen with the luck you got, the dog you know, and the sumo wrestlers you encounter along the way
hints down below if you need em
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for gbjam13
made with godot/dialogic/gb camera/human time that can never be reclaimed
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find your way though branching/evolving story routes, until you don't want to play anymore!
controls basically just like a gameboy => arrow keys + space or x
(touch/mouse controls work too please suspend disbelief and also enjoy on your phone with the volume up)
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hints
(guide/walthrough even more below if you don't wanna play around lol)
* tell monty he is a dog
* when in doubt ask monty for help
* you can encounter sumo wrestlers after understanding the danger they pose
* check the stats from the main menu to get an idea of your progress (the background for the main menu should change too as you progress but i don't remember how to get the final one to show up, oh well!)
* if you aren't lucky by lap 3 just refresh the page lol its not happening
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guide/walkthrough (click to expand)
- pick 4th luck option, gives you a negative hole (don't want to get too high)
- tell monty he is dog (only significant way to boost luck in this game? maybe?)
- disagree that you should go to the toilet
- need to drop our luck a bit to get the first sumo encounter
- going to toilet with enough luck will trigger gambler's intuition, allowing you to skip the toilet sequence
- but we want the toilet
- in the toilet room:
- look at toilet once to drop luck
- consult dog
- go outside
- when monty says the hallway is a bad place to toilet either:
- agree, or
- agree to disagree
- (choosing disagree will get you the 'hallway artist' stat in the stats page if you choose it with high enough luck - need to tell monty he is a dog on the next loop and boost your luck again - otherwise you'll continue to stairs)
- When you get outside and monty asks if you're ready to go, pick "is this safe?"
- This will give you the 'knows safety' stat in the stats page - unlocking sumo encounters
- here's a link to a cool sumo bout btw
- pick the "uhh im nervous" option (haha coward)
- pick 'consult dog'
- not required actually but fun to do
- pick 'unleash the current'
- triggers sumo encounter 1 (luck needs to be less than 9)
- pick 'i just wanted to piss on a cop'
- next lap, tell monty he's a dog again to luck boost
- pick agree or agree to disagree in hallway
- or pick disagree to get 'hallway artist' ending with ur boosted luck stat
- pick 'afraid of sumo wrestlers' in stairs
- triggers sumo encounter 2
- pick 'thx gr8 2 be here...' option
- anything less than immediate death constitutes participation in a podcast => netting you an insurmountable amount of bad luck. fr had to restart my game while writing this guide because I screwed up
- on the next lap either:
- tell monty he's a dog to boost your luck a ton
- useful to get 'hallway artist' stat, probably the last one you need now
- pick the last option to see the 'true(?)' ending
- but you wont have all the stats bro are you really done?
- after three laps you skip right to going outside, no chance to get the monty luck boost :(
- also cant get the true ending anymore, oh well!
- there's some new dialogue if you run into shishi in the stairs again but he's also skippable
- not too much else that changes, some other piss endings out there for the real sickos
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somebody, on the last day of our senior year of high school, rode a sled down the stairs.
that was my dad
I like the sloshes and shit and piss and motny the sound design is really cool.